Top 32 Reasons I Hate Fable III

(12 votes, average 4.25 out of 5)
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Comments (4)
  • Bauzi
    WTF??? Hell no! Fable III just doesn't fail. How can it fail if I have to pull myself off the screen to do something else beside playing it. It's awesome it's great. Okay I write this BEFORE you point out your arguments.

    My super-pros:

    AWESOME quests. Seriously they are great.

    Great main menu concept. This design will be copied a lot in the next games.

    Leading a revolution as hero? Great! Feels good.

    I care way more for the kingdom and the people who live in there.

    My cons:

    It feels chopped down. Less items, less clothes, less interaction with expressions (at least I don't have them because I simply didn't buy them). On the other hand they concentrated more on the core aspects. Call it streamlining or something.

    Uhm... wasn't Fable about growing up and getting older? That is really missing.

    The voice acting is bad in the german version, but hey! We have the possibility to download the original english audio files.

    Frameblending sometimes hurts my eyes.


    Alright... let's watch this video and see what you have. I can understand critisim, but hate for the game actually surprisses me.


    and Joe... one pro tipp for keying out in postproduction: spill surpresser. You will love it.

    EDIT: First comment? Are you all asleep or something? xD
  • Bauzi
    After seeing this video and I know where you are comeing from, I have to say that I still enjoy this game. It's fun and exciting.

    If they take more time for Fable IV and take all the pros of the first 3 games and don't dumb it down again, than it will be the real big deal =)

    Okay here are my thouhgts:

    #1 The Sanctuary
    Is awesome and revolutionary. Did you noticed the loading times? They are split second. This amazing for the level of details. It's rich of details, gives you a nice overview and hell… how often do you have to do something detailed in it? Not that often beside buying houses and traveling.

    This feature and style of menu will be copied many many times.

    #2 The map gives you a great overview. I like the new system

    #3 WTF? You exagerate on the loading screens. They are placed alright. Now tell me how you load such a rich detailed environment with less loading screens.

    #4 can't comment on coop

    #5 oh….
    On the other hand: How should your console render data if it's not on your frigging hard drive?

    #6 Alright. That sucks

    #8 What? Didn't thought this way.

    #9 Okay that's true, but I still enjoy it. I don't think that Fable needs a big challenge. I enjoy it for different things. Yes the combat is pointless.

    #10 yes got worse

    #11 true

    Oh yeah… I totally miss crate grinding *rolling eyes*

    #13 yep that's bad

    #15 TRUEEEEEE

    #22 NO! The area is still highly exploreable.

    #26 Sadly, but that's true.

    #30 Don't think so. It's not a short game.
  • 1965917
    Could not agree more with you Joe, Fable 3 was a rushed poorly thought out mess. I was evil for the entire game, I killed indiscriminately and made every evil choice I was given. I Still got the GOOD ending because I had a mountain of gold treasury. How the hell does that work? I was a tyrant who stole from the people and killed anyone who looked at me funny!

    People, Peter Molyneux is taking us all for a ride, stop defending him! He hasnt made a good game in years and has NEVER made one without a mountain of bugs in it.
  • roxaslord13  - ...
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    why must you go to blistered thumbs website to view the videos did I miss some large change?

    Anyway although I don't hate the game I do agree with you.
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