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FTR, I probably won't be able to do these every single day. I've been good so far, but it's only a matter of time really.

1 bag Raw Pizza Dough
1 package Daiya Mozza
1 package Vegan Bacon (yeah, this may be the toughest to find; if it weren't vor veganessentials.com I'd be stuck on some of these; even the health food stores in my area are light on the vegan goods. If I were just a vegetarian I'd be in heaven though. If I believed in Heaven anyway).
Chopped Spinach. Insert clever Popeye joke here.
Chopped Sundried Tomatoes

Put some flour down on your counter, and stretch out your pizza dough.
Put a thin layer of mozza on the dough (1/2 the package)
Add a single layer of vegan bacon

Preheat oven to 375F (I'm a 'Merican, none of that them there metric stuff ;-) )

Add a layer of Spinach and some sundried tomatoes, and if you want you could do some roasted Garlic, or caramelize some onions (for even more flavour, caramelize in hot sauce), roasted red peppers would be good to.
Add a another layer of your mozza (other 1/2 package)
Drizzle olive oil lightly over everything.

Roll the entire thing, and tuck the ends in. Lightly drizzle olive oil over the top, and a sprinkle of sea salt. Cut a couple of slices in the top of so the inside cooks.

Bake for 1/2 hour. That's enough time to re-watch an episode of Arrested Development if you happen to have the DVD set. :-D

Cut the roll into slices, and bickety-bam! Vegan Pizza Rolls!

Alright it has been a long time since I made one of these. A zombie scenario, originally started on the Red vs. Blue site when the groups were first formed. I made my way into becoming one of the 2 moderators of the Zombie Experts group with members in the 700’s I felt really good. I started making zombie situations where people were given a chance to come up with a way out of an either a seemingly inescapable situations or at the very least a chance to flex their improvisational skills which is very important in a zombie apocalypse situation.

If you ever want to see these scenarios they are all available in the RvB group achieve. There you can find the latest answer I have for the scenario and from now on I will post new ones here for anyone who likes these as much as I do. So here is the newest one made specifically for the Undeaducation site.

Alright this one is really bothering me because a person I know sent me a link to an interactive video know as DELIVER ME TO HELL. It is an interactive zombie film where you play a pizza boy delivering a pizza to a woman stranded on a metal crate.

Here is a link to the video. (Give it a shot, seriously) I implore you to try and make a not retarded choice. Everything about this “film” is evidentially made to be stupid. It will give you 2 choices one that is absurd and won’t work if you think about it logically and the other which makes so much more sense so you’ll choose it. But then what happens is the character in the video proves to be a moron and ruins your plan.

Have you heard of the TMNT Pizza Power board game? Here is our review of it. :)