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Review Request for Nostalgia Critic.

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Let me just apologize in advance in case this isn't how other TGWTG members normally suggest movies to review. Even though I'm new to the site, I've gotten the gist of the NC's general idea after watching and enjoying maybe thirty of his videos and there's a movie from my childhood that's so revolting I'm stunned he wasn't touched upon yet.

Problem Child!

This little baby is so reckless, so obnoxious and so insincere to its approach to the family film genre; it's essentially when Home Alone needs to be locked away in juvenile hall. I'm really not a Scrooge, people. I think edgier flicks can be good for the kid demographic! Just take a look at School of Rock or Akeelah and the Bee. This film right here is a downright awful influence on anyone too young to see how preposterous these stunts would be to pull off in real life. At least Macaulay Caulkin showed a spark of charm in playing Kevin McCallister and at least his character set his booby traps on two bumbling burglars who deserved to be tortured. The lead in Problem Child however can be set off if someone just looks at him the wrong way.

It’s about a 7-year old boy, Junior who was left on a door step when he was a baby and has continually been transferred from house to house because all the mischief he's caused since.  "Present" day, he's in an orphanage and still maintains an equally disastrous dose of mayhem throughout the property. He's soon adopted by the superficial, Flo who plots to use him as leverage to socialize with neighbors and the naive but ridiculously well-meaning, Ben. I kid you not, John Ritter plays the only honest, light-hearted adult in this entire stool sample. Everyone else either plays a pretentious gloater, a scheming money-hungry antagonist or a loud, unenthusiastic extra. Why? Because the film wants us to still like Junior in spite of all the crap he starts, so they make everyone else even bigger douches than him.

For two reasons I won’t spoil where this movie goes. One, it doesn’t pick up somewhat of a story until the last half hour. But everything that it’s succeeded by involves minors getting ruthlessly attacked by a baseball bat,  Junior stealing the keys to the car and mercilessly driving through traffic with Ben riding on the hood, Flo cheating on her husband with a prison escapee and Jack Warden’s bare ass. That’s right people – PG-Rated. Oh and two, like I said…it’s really the Nostalgia Critic who I want to see cover the movie for you. If the Wonka tunnel of doom lasted for 81 minutes straight, that would be Problem Child in a nutshell for you. There’s ton of audacious and crude material throughout the flick to keep your attention yet continuously make you angry with it’s hallow transitions and vulgar behavior.  Good day to you.

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  • 1littlemermaidfan
    1littlemermaidfan Saturday, 30 March 2013

    Hi,How are you?

    Can he do a video of your top 10 favorite episodes of "King of the Hill," please;or the top favorites of FOX's animation domination tv shows?Also can you do your top favorites or top worst anime shows like Sailor Moon or Dragon Ball Z PLEASE? Thank you :)

  • 1littlemermaidfan
    1littlemermaidfan Sunday, 31 March 2013

    Hi there.I know it is a little late but can you guys do the movie HOP please and also Jurassic Park movies:)

  • mousedude
    mousedude Tuesday, 18 June 2013

    Please do a revew of Abraham lincon vampire hunter, this movie is just about or worse then the remake or total recall.

    Thank you

  • mousedude
    mousedude Tuesday, 18 June 2013

    Sorry my mistake... Total recall was better

  • mousedude
    mousedude Tuesday, 18 June 2013

    Sorry my mistake... Total recall was better

  • austinthedevil23
    austinthedevil23 Friday, 02 May 2014

    You need to review Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Next Generation. This one might be the worst T.V series ever. Good Luck Critic.

  • Overphoenix2
    Overphoenix2 Tuesday, 20 May 2014

    Hey Nostalgia Critic. I know you don't know me and you probably get a lot of other request, but I just wanted to say that I'm a fan and I like how you review movies. Of course I didn't really agree with you on Jurassic park lost world but everyone's opinion is different. I was just wondering if you had the time if you could review Tron Legacy. This movie has kind of annoyed me and I just want someone else to tear into it.
    Thanks.;)

  • Riko
    Riko Tuesday, 03 June 2014

    Hey Nostalgia Critic, Hugh Fan can't get enough of your videos.

    well you guys did a movie review called Schwarzenegger month, may I request a Steven Segal Month,
    His movies are soo annoying and irritating that its begging for a serious review by That Guy With The Glasses.

    Or at least one of them

    Thanks

    p.s. ( keep em coming )

  • Noreastercane
    Noreastercane Monday, 09 June 2014

    Hello Nostalgia Critic! I am also new to your website, and your videos are fantastic! I would like to request that you review Osmosis Jones. I love Bill Murray in so many movies, like Ghostbusters and Groundhog Day...but in this movie? Eh...well you'd have to see for yourself :/ Thank you!!!

  • Powetcrusher
    Powetcrusher Wednesday, 11 June 2014

    hey i am new here can yo tell me how to send a movie request for a movie for the Nostalgia Critic! to Review

  • Overphoenix2
    Overphoenix2 Wednesday, 18 June 2014

    I might of made a mistake with my request. I forgot about your cut off date. So if you don't do it it makes sense. :D

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