Greetings, readers. Da Pro here, apologizing for being late with the blogs. It's been almost two weeks!... but who are you to tell ME when I should publish MY blogs? I do what I want! No one orders me around! THAT'S IT! NO BLOG FOR YOU TODAY!

...okay, okay, I'll blog. It will be a short one, though! Now get up, you're embarrassing both of us. Here, have some Index while you wait.

Moving on. From Sheep in the Big City (funny show) comes...

General Specific!

This is not, I repeat, this is NOT your regular Road Runner and Coyote rip-off. It's not easy being Sheep the sheep. A farm animal, alone in the big city of Big City, with a bunch of people who mean you harm...

From left to right: there's little Lisa Rental, Lady Richington of the Filthy Richingtons (and her stainless steel wig), The Mad Scientist, Private Public, and the Plot Device. They're all after Sheep.

But the meanest of the crew is the wicked general Specific. Then the Mad Scientist (ANGUREE!!, I am an ANGUREE scientist!! Not mad, ANGUREE! Why are you not that be knowing already? All the timing with that!) invented him the ultimate weapon, the Sheep-powered Raygun, where only one specific sheep may fit (guess which one)...

Now with 15% more deadliness.

...he's been spending his days trying to capture Sheep. Hilarity ensues. Why? Well, General Specific is dim-witted, grumpy, and petty is some cases. Why should we love him? He's humorous. He's silly. He always speaks through is clenched teeth - which is funny at first, then it stops being funny, then it gets funny again. And since he speaks a lot and appears in every episode, THIS CYCLE NEVER ENDS. Thank you, Mr. Kevin Seal.

Also, his hat is big and his name is an oxymoron. And he often throws his men into the... pit. Can't have a good villain without a pit, can we? Well, turns out this is a problem, as when you throw ALL YOUR MINIONS into the pit, you end up unable to capture sheep. Specific learned this the hard way. You don't have to.

...what.

General Specific - by dedicating his life to capturing a sheep in order to power a weapon of mass destruction, he made our world a slightly funnier place. And for that, he will never be forgotten.

...General Specific? Who's that guy?