|I'm so pimp my 'fro is made of bitches!|
Well, Dynamite!!! Reviews!!! has
been absent for awhile and I am waaaaay behind on writing the articles,
so I'll just have to give you guys my brief reactions for all the
episodes. Now, let's put our ankles in it!
Episode 5: Trouble on the Player's Ball Express OR That's Influenza Sucka!
|The episode has the flu. And SunTzu.|
So, BD got his paranoid butt the influenza virus on the day of the
Player's Ball. Leroy Van Nuys, a zombie-cyborg pimp voiced by Snoop Dogg
decides to kill all the other pimps on the Player's Ball Express, a
solid gold train built exactly for the Ball. Can BD and a hallucination
of Sun Tzu stop Leroy from becoming the coldest pimp in town?
This is a fun, fun , fun episode. Plenty of stellar moments, from BD's conversations with Sun Tzu to Leroy's systematic killings of most of the other pimps to the grand finale.
Best Moment: BD saving the surviving passengers of the Player's Ball Express with the pimp's bling.
Episode 6: The S**t That Killed The King OR Weekend at Presley's
|Elvis Presley IS All F*#@!d UP|
Richard M. Nixon has an evil scheme to destroy Black Dynamite: sell
drugs to the black community! When that backfires worse than the
Watergate cover up, he's handed a plan B: send Elvis Presley into the
black community and let him get killed! When he dies by his own hand
(via a peanut butter-bacon- pancake batter-butter and banana sandwich)
BD and crew have to get his body back to Graceland.
A generally funny reference episode with a great new character in Basehead.
Best Moment: Elvis' song "I'm All F#$%&@d Up"
Episode 7: Apocalypse This! OR For The Pity of Fools (AKA Flashbacks Are Forever)
|"This episode deserves a full recap, fool!"|
BD nd crew must head to the jungles of Vietnam to save Laurence Tureaud, aka Mr. T fool! And that all I'm saying
Best Moment: A coversation between BD and Cream Corn I will save for the full recap.
Episode 8: Honky Kong OR White Apes Can't Hump
|Godzilla could whup your ass up and down the street!|
To make Honeybee feel more appreciated, the crew go to the circus only
to encounter Honky Kong, the great White Ape, and have Bee get
Honeybee's kind of wasted in this episode, with all the interesting stuff happening to the rest of the crew. Also, it ha a lecherous social worker old enough to be a grandmother and has a race switching machine. This episode has topped A Crisis For Christmas in the "that s#%^ cray" department.
Best Moment: BD fighting Honky Kong and winning, topping BD punching a giraffe in the awesome department!
Episode 9: Race War OR Big Black Cannon, Balls Run!
|Go, Black Racer! Go, Black Racer! Go, Black Racer, Go!|
You ever watch the old Hanna-Barbera show Wacky Races? Well, this
episode is like that. Only with more racism. And awesome. And George
Washington Carver III providing a supped-up car named Ertha K.I.T.T. And
Howard Cosell and Muhammad Ali providing commentary.
This episode is awesome. That is all.
Best Moment: THE WHOLE EPISODE
And that's all I've got for now. See all you jive ass muthaf#$%@s later.