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Please, Don't Go See Battleship!

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[Originally posted on http://obsessive-geek.blogspot.com/]

The summer of 2012 is starting to look like a Summer of Impossibility. The Avengers (which after three viewings is still one of the best blockbusters I've ever seen) has somehow gotten the privilege of having critical acclaim and record breaking box office numbers, something I haven't seen since Avatar. This summer also is giving us  several movies I thought once would only exist in a parody universe, such as an action epic retelling of Snow White, Edgar Allen Poe involved in a murder mystery, and last but not least....

Why do you exist?

... a movie based on a board game.

Just think about that for a minute. There is a movie based on Battleship. Someone in Hasbro marketing said "You know what will make money? A Battleship movie!" and everyone else agreed and didn't immediately think it was a joke. They spent millions on CGI, cast Rhianna to boost interest in the film, got Liam Neeson to waste a few days on set. And they're releasing it the same month as a film with far more recognizable actors and was advertised and teased for four years. Who in the f*%#$%& hell decided this was a good business decision?

Now that that's out of the way onto business: don't go see Battleship.

I'm not saying this as a review, as I haven't seen the movie yet. But honestly, will I even have to? We all know what's going to happen:

  • CGI pornogrophy destroying major cities
  • A rebellious protagonist who learns self control and humility during the crisis in order to become a strong leader. (Even though it will cost millions o lives to teach him that lesson)
  • A hot chick who cannot really act
  • And lastly, giving a hand job to the United States armed forces (in this case, the US Navy)

( And no, I am not nor have I ever been anti-military. I've even thought of joining a branch of my home country's armed forces, and still find my heart taken away by stories of men answering the call to protect the land they love.)

Now all of the factors above (save for the non-acting hot girl) could all work if not for one factor: it is under the influence of the works of MICHAEL FUCKING BAY.

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Bad Game-Based Movies

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Originally posted at my blog:  http://jmshearersthoughts.blogspot.com/



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Ode to Plastic Ninja Rat

Posted by Zora_The_Geek
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One of the earliest memories I recall that I once had an action figure of Master Splinter…I took him to Preschool with me one day…I never saw him again after that. What ever happened to you, Master Splinter? Did a child take you? Were you tossed away by the janitor? Perhaps donated to Salvation Army? Or perhaps you ironically ended up in a sewer somewhere…I will never forget the mere hours of playtime we had together…I will always wonder and lament for whatever did happen to you after that fateful day…for that was the day I permanently got a splinter in my heart…(okay, that was bad) But I miss you, and wish our farewell hadn’t been so untimely…Adieu…Adieu…

Ode to Plastic Ninja Rat ~ Zora The Geek

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A Message to S.H. Figuarts

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Please release them to the general public

 [Originally posted on http://obsessive-geek.blogspot.com/]

I ask, nay, beg you to release these following Sentai teams in full for general release:

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Vlog-The illusion of choice

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After a recent Silent hill title, I begin a rant on the moral/immoral choice feature in gaming.

Hope you enjoy. Please, comment, let me know what you think of this feature. Thank you.

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Ahh Memories...

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Browsing through Netflix the other day, as I usually do after a hard day of taking the train (seriously, I could spend upwards of 3 hours on a bad day going to and from work). I came across a program within my instant queue that was being taken off on 5/15/2012. Most of the time I say "Eh, fuck it." and move on. Something is always being taken down and something is always going up. Maybe it was my mood, maybe it was the terrible raviolis I was eating (my landlord, sweet as she is, must have been baking banana bread when she made them...there wasn't enough American cheese to smother out the taste, and I tried!), but I needed to see this. What was it?

Just the greatest TV show ever conceived.

The episode was "Touch of Satan", just the title alone made me start thinking of the possible riffs. It was one of the later episodes, about 1998, after Sci-Fi picked it up and after Trace Beaulieu left. Many people I knew stopped watching at this point believing that it wasn't going to be as funny as before (the same thing people said when Joel Hodgeson left to do the TV Wheel or whatever shit it was that got canceled due to no one caring), but I loved it. I thought that the quality never compromised.

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Huzzah!!!! (Translation: My Excitement Over S.H. Figuarts Red Hawk)

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[Originally posted on http://obsessive-geek.blogspot.com/]

Okay, I realize that not everybody cares as much about toys as I do, but I am pretty excited over seeing the S.H. Figuarts rendition of Choujin Sentai Jetman's leader Red Hawk. For one...

The figure looks really good. Two...
I always love figures that come with swords and can pose with them. And lastly...

I've got a thing about toys that can emulate the look of them flying. So, yeah, if I get the funds, I'm getting Red Hawk. And here's hoping the rest of the Jetman team get a general release.

To anyone else interested, here's the other photos:
Update: Red Hawk coming to the US. I now give the reigns to Senior Excitement Correspondent Daniel Bryan.
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Update on Old School Lane's Summer Tribute to Nickelodeon

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Hey everyone, Patricia here. Sorry that we haven't been posting anything in a while, but Kevin and I are hard at work for the upcoming summer tribute. Ordinarily, posts would be put up at least once a week for any updates for any projects, but there's really not much to say. I would probably be boring you guys with discussions about the amount of hours Kevin and I did watching cartoons, movies, teen shows, and game shows. Not to mention the days that it took to research and read articles from old newspapers, blog posts, and magazines about the show's debut and reviews. Trust me, you're not missing out. 

Plus, we're living our daily routines as well. Kevin has work and my sister has finally graduated from college with a B.S. in Psychology, so I haven't been on the computer as much. Plus, I have an upcoming job interview, so I'm really looking forward to that. The good news is that there's only one more month to go until everything that we've put our energy and time on for many months will be shared with the world! 

Here's how it's going to go. 

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Concerning Amendment 1...

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[Originally posted on http://obsessive-geek.blogspot.com/]

This is some bull$%*# right here.

Okay, given the fact that I live in Wisconsin I'm not directly affected by Amendment 1. And since I don't really follow the news as much as I used to, so I don't really know how much this was about state's rights and/or bigotry against homosexuals. But let's be honest, this is crap.

Preserving traditional marriage? Guys, traditional anything hasn't been culturally significant in this country since God knows when. We cannot just go back to "tradition". We have to move forward.

People, I say this as a confirmed Catholic.  We need to progress further towards a future with more tolerance and acceptance. WE, as a country, must move on.

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The Power of Sleep

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During the last few days, I have become a wreck. Everything was thrown off. I could barely function. Stuff got done, but I could barely think and basically went on auto pilot. I rested when I could, but I needed to work. Early weekend meetings, editing a project for Bunny, writing my own stuff...by Monday night, I was too tired to be angry. If someone came into the room and beat me to death, I'd be annoyed, probably inconvenienced, but I would have just forgiven them and hoped that I could finish Game of Thrones wherever I went.

Savior? Or just one REALLY tired guy.

Then, I got my wish. No, I wasn't beaten to death. You people aren't that fucking lucky. I went to bed. The next day, I woke, did what I needed to do, and slept again. Know what I realized? I love sleep. Not just when I'm tired either. Like, I want to make it my fucking hobby.  Right now, I'm pretty well rested, but if I got a chance to go back to bed I would take it.

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