I just read what must be the worst piece of literature I have ever experienced, and since it seems to contain all the faults I can think of, and a few I did not know existed, I figured I'd post this:

1:

A story generally has a beginning, a middle and an end.

The beginning has setting, characters and plot.

The middle has the characters furthering the plot in the setting.

When I'm not watching movies, playing video games or funny third thing, I research A LOT about space. I was one of those kids who lay on the grass (when I had it) looking up and pondering about those little sparkling dots in the sky. Whole stories played out in my head. Sometimes I was an explorer coming to grips with the wide black surrounding me. Other times I was on a star ship, observing for the first time a super nova at a closer distance. Over time, these day dreams (night dreams? Would they be normal dreams?) faded. Not because I stopped thinking about space, oh no. If that happened, this article would end here and that would be that. I'm not letting you all off so easy.

As I got older, I got answers for most of the questions I asked. Some of it I didn't understand. The vernacular would throw me off, and since I suck at sciency stuff to begin with (love it, but unless there's a layman's way of explaining it, I'm left there waving a little flag going "yay science!") I'm unable to explain a lot. But I LOVE this shit! I wasn't going to give up so easily!

Eventually, I was able to figure out a lot of stuff. There are great web sites and podcasts to learn metric SHIT TONS of stuff about the worlds outside our world. The funny thing is that there's a place where the knowledge stops and scientists have to skirt around a few issues to do other science things (like finger bang Alf I guess). In time, they'll probably figure out what's going on (or perhaps their kid's kids will...like how exactly one finger bangs Alf), but for the moment they have to utter the dreaded "I don't know".

This doesn't mean that science gave up. They just don't know. Some of the shit they come across is just way too interesting to give up on. Sticking to it solely would distract from other things like, faster space propulsion, extra solar weather...finger banging Alf (that's it I swear! At least until I find it funny again). Here's a short list of some of the strange things in space that have baffled scientists:

Buy your own "Marz Hates Hats" calendar here! Axiom http://www.youtube.com/axiomspeaks Hart Fisher http://www.youtube.com/crimepayshart Olan Rogers (Mega Man X fanvid) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ2NA--PFbE Kevin Bulk (artist) Avengers Poster - http://www.mascotcomic.com Jackalope t-shirts (proceeds go Todd Sheetz) http://www.cafepress.com/1201beyond Josh Hadley can be found at http://www.1201Beyond.com Lost in the Static - http://www.nightwatchuniverse.com/static1/ What the Fuck - http://www.nightwatchuniverse.com/WTF1/ Radiodrome - http://www.nightwatchuniverse.com/Radiodrome1/

Buy yourself a "Marz Hates Hats" calendar here! Screaming Mantis's Twitter: @ScreamngMantis

ssued 2

     Word of Alan Hole’s accidents had spared quickly as all the neighborhood children was talking about. Some had was stunned other thought Alan had die trying to fight off the car with his cell phone while others thought that the cell phone itself and turn into a car and attack him. Kids imagination can sometimes get the better of them when do not know the whole story to what really happen.

    In any case Alan was lucky. He suffer a right broken leg but other but it could have worse much worse. Both his mother and father was crying when they saw him lying in the hospital with is leg in a sling and his life hand bandage. But other than that there was just thankful that there boy was still with them. while the both parents heads to the lobby to get Alan something sweet to eat Lori, Alan little sister, had sat up on the char nixes to her brother looking at him in a way that told him she wanted to asks him something but did not know the best way to ask him.

Commentary on my Movie Explorer review for the 1974 Liz Taylor vehicle The Driver's Seat.

blip.tv

Youtube

The Joys of "Resting".

Hello, I am Jonathan Darque, currently resting, i.e not acting actor. 

So here I am, a month removed from my last gig and the unbearable dullness and anxiety has crept in. This comes with many pitfalls that have to be managed and avoided at all costs. Something which I am terrible at, seriously, I suck at avoiding temptation. 

As I look around my study, I notice the girlfriend's robe on the floor. Rather than smuggle a toothbrush in, she managed an entire nightwear wardrobe. It may come to the awkward moment, where I may have to remember her name instead of constantly referring to her as "love" "Darling" or "Teela".

Anyway, there are other things that are slowly taking over my brain in its search for stimulation. The night I performed the whole of Hamlet in my lounge to my two cats, Tao and Cleo was a new low. I was grateful that they merely left the room in tandem, rather than eating my face.