Alice in Wonderland, my first Disney movie. Back then it scared and confused me, but also made me laugh and feel good, when the movie felt like of course. Now, I just think it's awesome.

And yes, in this blog I will talk about the Disney version of the Queen only. I know I should talk about the book, and the other versions (including the latest one), but the truth is, I never read the book or watched another version of the movie. Anyway, moving on to a great...

LOUZY VILLIN WEE ADORE

Yeah!

Now, how to describe the Queen of Hearts? She is a nice person when she's calm - the problem is she's very, very, very, VERY easily angered. And when the Queen of Hearts is angered, heads roll. Because that's her answer to all life's problems.

She's in charge, and that's that. Her husband the King fears her, and so does everyone else. Except maybe the Cheshire Cat. But he's just nuts. Probably because he knows he can get away with it. Take my word, friends. Never anger her, or you'll end up like Beetlejuice.

When not cutting off heads, the Queen enjoys unbirthdays, tea parties, and croquet, which she plays without cheating. Honest.

She also finds looking at his garden's red roses very soothing.

When they're of her liking, of course.

Of course, her tranquility is soon wrecked when she meets a young girl who's not afraid to say what she thinks of the Queen. With the help of the downright cruel Cheshire Cat, who's always up for some mischief. And mindfuckery.

Well, this is it. I hope you liked this Lousy Villain We Adore. Now, if you excuse me, I must go paint some white roses red, or else I fear I may lose my head!

The rest of the series can be found here, by the way.