Why hello friends and fellow bloggers. I am Da Pro, and with me is NYUN again. As you probably remember, Dr. Evil killed us the other day. Yes, killed. To return to life, we had to strike a deal with Beetlejuice.

DP: We do a quick blog about him, he returns us to life. What can go wrong? Well, a lot of things. But we're willing to take the risk. Aren't we, NYUN?

NYUN: Yes, we are, Da Pro. So, BJ, you were telling me that the deal was, we let you out and give you publicity from one of our reviews, and then you help us become not dead anymore-was that it?

BJ: HMMM?....OH SURE....*why not?*....SURE! NO Problem!

DP: Yeah... well, let's do this as quickly as possible. Beetlejuice, the product of Michael Keaton's amazing acting...

BJ: Who?

DP: And in a movie directed by Tim Burton...

BJ: Look, kid, I don't know what you're talking about. My name's Betelgeuse, and I'm a bio-exorcist... if you need the living people in your haunted house gone, I'm your man! Just say my name three times!

NYUN: But, how do we know you're really qualified to help us out?

BJ-Well...I attended Julliard,....I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I survived the Black Plague AND had a PRETTY GOOD TIME during that. I've seen the Excorcist 167 TIMES, and it keeps getting FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT, NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY! SO.....Whadda ya think? AM I QUALIFIED?

NYUN: Ok, I'm convinced! Da Pro?

DP: Yes, I am convinced. Kind of. So Beetlejuice, since you 'don't know what I'm talking about', why don't you tell me a bit about your latest adventures?

BJ: WITH PLEASURE! So, there were these two fellows, a couple, who died in a car accident. They became ghosts, ya know, LIKE ME! And then these other guys, some yuppies, bought their former house and they tried to scare them off but couldn't, so who did they call? YOURS TRULY, THE BEST BIO-EXORCIST EVER!

NYUN: So, BJ, how'd that work out? Did you scare those yuppies away and save the house for your new ghost friends? I mean, since you're the best, and all.....

BJ: OH I SCARED THEM REAL GOOD, but .....well....those GHOSTS, changed their minds-I'M A PROFESSIONAL YOU KNOW! and THESE ROOKIES HAD THE BALLS TO DISMISS ME.....ME!......I know, I know, how could anyone dismiss such a bodaciously awesome dude like myself? I couldn't believe it myself! So, I got another victim...er....friend(yeah, that's good)Friend to get me out, and then the 2 ghosts interfered with my attempt to marry my new friend and got a Saturnian Sandworm to KILL ME AGAIN!......Don't ya hate sandworms?

DP: Yes, we all hate Sandworms. Ever since I've been dead, I've been unable to go buy groceries because they (the Saturnian Sandworms, not the groceries) keep popping out of the ground trying to eat me. And the worst part is, I don't even know why I need groceries, I'm a ghost. And so is NYUN. And now that we already blogged about you, we want to return to life. Don't we NYUN?

NYUN: Yes, we do, so let's do this.

Both: BEETLEJUICE... BEETLEJUICE... BEETLEJUICE!

BJ: It's SHOWTIME!

*poof*

DP: Well, amazingly, it worked. I'm alive again... Huh, Mr. Beetlejuice, you're not possibly considering marrying one of us, are you? Because we...

BJ: OF COURSE NOT! But you know what I'm going to do? TAKE OVER YOUR BLOG SERIES! And every blog will be about ME, BEETLEJUICE! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!

NYUN: OH DEAR GOD....WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!?!?!?? WHAT...HAVE....WE....DOOOOOOOONE!?!?!?!??

DP: I... I...

*suddenly, the door to the room is forced open. Two humanoid playing cards grab Beetlejuice, and a fat woman enters the room.*

Queen of Hearts: The next blog was supposed to be about me. GUARDS! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

*the two cards force Beetlejuice down, and cut off his head*

DP: No way!

Queen of Hearts: All ways are my ways!

NYUN: WOW! That was unexpectedly good luck! ALL HAIL THE RED QUEEN!

Queen of Hearts: Now, you, the reader! Yes, you! Check out Da Pro's other lousy villains, or I'll cut off your head, too!