You know what's HORSE SHIT?! Episode 2
You know what's HORSE SHIT?! Hair!
There is way too much of this stuff on the typical human body. What's the point of all of it? Why the heck do we need hair anywhere else but on the top of our head? It just makes for very hard places where you have to shave. Not to mention how fucking itchy you get once the hair starts growing back wherever you shave. Its torture!
And what about all the shit we have to do even to the hair on our head? We have to cut it, style it, comb it, and (if you're a girl) blow dry it at least twice a week. Again, what's the point of all of it? Can't we just leave it be and let it grow? Nope. Why? Because society wants us to look all primped up all the time. If we don't make our hair look nice, people don't take us seriously and think we are Neanderthals.
And when we get older, we lose the hair on our head. Then we get all, "What the hell?!" So we do anything we can to make it look like we still have hair. We comb it over, we spray paint on our head, we get fake hair, and we basically do anything to make sure we don't end up looking like a cue ball. While we are trying to do all that, we realize we're actually growing it in places like our ears and nose. WHY!? There is absolutely no fucking reason why that needs to happen!
If we don't end up losing our hair, we find that it starts growing greyer and greyer until it turns completely white. Well, we can't have that ‘cause then ‘society' will think that we are too old. So, what do we do? We paint it, of course! Like it's some wall in a house. And, once we paint it once, we have to keep doing it. Otherwise, we start showing our roots. So, you spend money every few weeks getting your hair painted. It's literally throwing money down the drain. How? Because, whenever you paint your hair, it washes off little by little in the shower. So, I say again, it's literally throwing money down the damn drain.
All hair that isn't on the top of your head, and sometimes even then, is superfluous and it's all a bucket of HORSE SHIT!
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written by D.Glover , August 12, 2008
I shave in the morning, it comes back later that day. What's the point? :/
written by Daffy , August 12, 2008
Oh, and no, estefan, I've never seen what ever show that is. It sounds like a really bad reality show.
written by Tinaz12345 , August 13, 2008
written by Faii , August 13, 2008
written by Daffy , August 13, 2008
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Anyway, I'm not much of a comber and I like to keep my hair natural. I'm the type of guy who thinks girls are prettier with bed hair, glasses and sans makeup (though like That Guy, I find Harley Quinn to be the exception to the rule).
By the way, have you ever seen Curb Your Enthusiasm? It definitely fits into your style of comedy and there is one hilarious episode where Larry David finds "Baldy" spray-painted on his door and tells the police man that it's a hate crime. When the policeman tells him that as a bald man, he doesn't see it as a hate crime, David says that it's because he chose to shave his head rather himself who lost his hair naturally.
So, yeah, it's a really funny show.