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This is a story that I most definitely wrote this year, though not very recently within this year. I didn't write this seriously; mostly for fun, and I definitely wasn't wholly acurate to the Cthulhu mythos or Thomas the Tank Engine. If you enjoy or don't enjoy, that's fine by me.

   Thomas was very excited to meet Cthulhu. Percy told him that this was a bad idea, as the sight of Cthulhu makes mere mortals go insane. Thomas told Percy that this was foolish nonsense and that he was very stupid and all those sorts of things. Thomas went on his merry way to find the Great Cthulhu, while Percy shouted "Don't say I didn't warn you!"

Thomas, on his way to find Cthulhu, found a cult of Cthulhu worshippers. He heard them chant "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn", and he wondered what that meant. Thomas asked them, and one of the members of the cult stated that it meant "In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming." Thomas asked him where R'lyeh was, and the Cthulhu worshipper responded "About five miles from here." "Thank you." said Thomas, and the worshipper responded "Your welcome, but please be careful." Thomas continued on his merry way.

Thomas arrived in R'lyeh at about 5:00 in the afternoon, about an hour from when he had started. Thomas shouted "Cthulhu! Cthulhu! Come out, come out, wherever you are!" Cthulhu did come out, and his gaze pierced into Thomas's eyes and brain like a knife pierces into a cake. Thomas felt like he was dying, and yet, he was not. Thomas was shortly devoured by Cthulhu after he had stayed there for a while, and then...

Thomas woke up. Thomas was frightened by his horrible nightmare, and went to Percy and told him all about it. Percy laughed and said that Thomas shouldn't have read so much of the Cthulhu mythos before bed. Thomas stated that this dream felt oddly real, and that Percy was there, and Postman Pat, and the Fat Conductor, and the King of France, and Batman, and...and...

Percy told Thomas to shut up. Thomas did.