The 12 Fuck You's Of YouTube! With Big BOOBS!
Posted by: Aron (ForFun808) in youtube, The, sex, Series, of, NostalgiaCritic, Fuck, FU, ForFun808, breasts, Boobs, AVGN, Aron Ching, 12 on
Oct 09, 2008
This is a video of 12 things that piss me off about YouTube. Second in a series called The 12 Fuck You's. Why 12? Because I like to go one step beyond ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.
Ok people stop posting video comments saying "Oh that's so easy to do; I can do so much more than that person can in the video, I'm so much better." Ok, everyone knows that's fucking bullshit, so unless you can post a video proving it, shut the fuck up because nobody cares or wants to hear it!
FU #2
Idiots who go "Oh my gosh that video sucked I wasted eight minutes of my life watching that." When you post comments like that it just makes you look WORST, because it took you the entire video length for you to realize that you didn't like it. People who say that are people who put their hands on hot stoves for five minutes and eleven seconds before realizing that they are fucking stupid.
FU #3
Ok stop it with the spam already. NO I don't want to go to camgirls.com, look at your webcam, win a free xbox, or check your piece of shit channel out.
FU #4
People who whore themselves on YouTube! They go around adding thousands, subscribing to thousands, and posting a million bulletins on YouTube just to whore themselves. What the hell is your problem? Are you that desperate for subscribers that you have to go around doing that? Stop hiding your friends list and subscriptions because we all know what your up too. These people must have been ignored and neglected as a child, poor bastards.
FU #5
Stop spamming people by sending them videos that nobody cares about over and over again. If I wanted to watch your shitty video, I'd go ahead and watch your shitty video myself, asshole.
FU #6
People who make videos with girls boobs as the video icon, but the video has absolutely nothing to do with boobs. Wtf you douche? Are you really that desperate for more views? Thanks for wasting everyone's time, attention whore. (Sxephil, renetto, davedays, blunty3000, davemasteR999)
FU #7
Before making stupid remarks on a video, try and watch the entire video first! And while your at it, read the damn video description on YouTube videos before typing senselessly on your keyboard. It was invented for a reason, so USE IT!
FU #8
Chain letters on YouTube. Who in their right mind thinks that they will be killed or kissed by the love of their life by posting or not posting a stupid chain letter on videos. Quit being dumb, you superstitious tards.
FU #9
I said it before and I'll say it again. NOBODY cares about threats over the internet,
so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics;
Even if you win, you're still retarded.
FU #10
Half-ass companies who file false copyright claims against videos that have none of their material in them. These companies are ignorant and deserve to have the copyright claim thrown right back at their face. Just think about it, these companies file false copyright claims because they are power hungry and just can't handle the damn truth. What bastards.
FU #11
If you see a Guest Editor who features videos for YouTube, don't go around begging them like a bitch for your crappy video to be featured. All the videos Guest Editors feature are chosen months ahead of time, so tough luck shit heads.
FU #12
YouTube was made so people could make original videos and broadcast them to people around the world. So QUIT searching for porno videos on YouTube, because there are none. C'mon people, that's what porn sites are for, NOT YouTube.
This is a test to see how many friends and subscribers actually pay attention to you.
If you agree with this, or this made you laugh, send this video out to your friends and family. There won't be any ghosts out to get you, and you won't get kissed by the love of your life; but if you do send this video out, that person you sent it too will thank you for sending it to them.
So tell them to watch, The 12 Fuck You's Of YouTube!
Music used with permission courtesy of Xero Chi from NewGrounds.
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Though you should have mentioned the idiots who keep on posting shit like "first" or "omg, first comment!!!!!11". Nobody gives a fuck what number your post is, there's no prize or anything for posting first, and it only makes you look like an attention whore. What's even worse is when more than one person keep on posting "first" when they're clearly not and post "second" if they didn't make it first. These comments are always marked as spam and it's probably one of the biggest things that pisses me off about TouTube.
First, because... well... it's just damn annoying, holds no purpose, and just proves how much of dimwit a person is.
The subscribe whores are just as annoying. Even some of videos by YouTubers I like do this! People who go, "ok, rate, comment, and subscribe," in their videos just sound like they're begging for something. It's not bad and I don't blame people for wanting to get their name out, but it's still annoying. Especially now when they have those small windows pop up in the video trying to advertise themselves.
Those thumbs are fucking annoying. When you give your honest opinion about something, people thing they're doing the world good and thumb them down. I've seen comments that were thumbed down or thumbed up for dumbass reasons. It's just annoying and gives false sense of power to all trolls on YouTube.
"First," "OMG, subscribe now!," and those fucking thumbs are the most annoying things on YouTube.
First, because... well... it's just damn annoying, holds no purpose, and just proves how much of dimwit a person is.
Yeah, I'm pretty surprised you didn't mention "FIRST!" in the video, though that isn't Only an Youtube problem....
Great video, by the way.
Anyway, I am glad I am not any of those people....I have only subscribed to five or six people and I do admit I post before watching all the way through a video on occasion. But that is because I am forgetful.
At any rate, I enjoyed this immensely and shall endeavour to remain true to what you expect a YouTuber should be....AND I'LL MAKE SOME VIDEOS!!! lol.
SimonW.
For another, maybe a few bashings at crappy movies.
Course, I'll need to set up my camera and get my acting bug ready. lol.
SimonW.
The 12 Fuck You's Of YouTube! With Big BOOBS!

Great video dude, keep it up.