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Ahh... the Humble pink wafer, so... pink...

To me I hold it as a mystery of life how they make the little wafer-y god like foodstuff's so... well, pink. On the packet it says that it contains no colors or preservatives  yet to this day I cannot find a natural way of coloring something pink without some form of medical intervention (coating the biscuit in my blood).

I mean when you think about it, what are we actually eating, a pink wafer that tastes of orange and is endorsed by a certain pink panther??? i mean come on its bad enough that the wafer is pink, now they have to take the piss even more by putting the pink panther on it? a four year old could think of that.

 You could argue that its only a novelty foodstuff but that's where it begins, you let this slip then bam! we walk out and find pink sandwiches and then pink tv dinners and then frilly pink meat loafs... people if we let these corporate scum-bags turn our food pink without due cause or explanation then we could be letting something much worse happen, the future could be bleak, the future could be... pink... 

by the russian domminatrix