LordVonQuack? Who the hell is that?

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Chris Larios
 

Well, allow me to re-introduce myself. For the past few months I've been known to you all as LordVonQuack, or LVQ as no one referred to me as, but it's time for  a chance. Henceforth, I shall be known as Rollo T. You might have a few questions, so if you do, let me answer them.

Why get rid of LordVonQuack?

It's a tad silly. And Rollo T is what I use more broadly.

 What's Rollo T mean?

Well it stands for Rollo Tomasi who was a fictional character within the fictional movie of L.A. Confidential. He's the made up name given to the criminal who escaped with no punishment. It's a metaphor for a criminal who can get away with a crime completely. I shortened it because well... Rollo T just sounds cooler to me.

 Why the name change?

I'm trying something new in writing, and this is just something I personally wanted to do. Rollo T is what I'm known as in a broader sense in the Netscape, so it's just natural.

 Can I still call you Quack?

Of course. I'm not going to get angry at anyone for calling me by the wrong name.

 *insert flashback of Hulk rage after being called LandVonQuack*

 It won't happen this time at least. Hopefully.

 So what's new?

 You're going to see my writing style change soon. As this site changes, hopefully I'm able to help that transition. Some of you may like the new style, some may not. If you liked my last Countdown, you should like this new form, and if you prefer my more serious writing, I will still continue that, just not as consistently. You should see this new style very soon. I hope you enjoy.

 Is that it?

 What? Yeah of course that's fucking it. What you got a problem with me changing names? You want to start something? Don't think I won't cut you!

 

 

Breakfast Club quotes aside, yeah, that's more or less it. LordVonQuack is now Rollo T. The parts on the site that say LordVonQuack should change soon enough, so no worries.

So yeah... that's it. Hope you guys like my upcoming work.

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Good Riddance
written by vonFiedler , September 16, 2008
There is only room for one von here, and mine's genuine.
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written by Rollo T , September 16, 2008
Touche. But I do believe I could have usurped a small island and created a monarchy long enough to make myself a Lord before my inevitable ruining of society. The Von would just be for zazz.
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