TGWTG User Blogs

 OK.  Here's the thing.

 I'm not a "blog" kinda guy.  I don't have a MySpace or Facebook account, nor do I ever really have any intention on getting one (unless I get rich or famous or handsome or I one day have intense 'sessual ralayshuns' with Mickie James or something and thus feel invulnerable to any ridicule).  However, it's 20 minutes until midnight, I'm a little tired, and I'm really bored.  So congratulations, Glasses-Goers--you will bear witness to my first blog!

 Don't you just feel special?

 I'd tell you my name, but...to be honest, if you haven't figured it out by now, you are clinically retarded.