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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!: A Microsoft Rant"

 (Note: Extreme vile language. Reader's Disgression is MANDATORY.)

Okay, now by now, I'm sure (or hope, at least) that all of you have seen Microsoft's E3 coverage.

And I just have this to say:

WHAT...THE...FUCK?!?!

I mean, seriously, who the FUCK do they think they Are?? 

AN AVATAR SYSTEM!!! GEE, THAT'S REEEAAAALLLLY ORIGINAL!!!

And for Fuck's Sake, why do they expect people to BUY this SHIT?!?!

Yes, I am mad.

No, I Will  NOT QUIET DOWN!!!  MICROSOFT, YOU'VE JUST RUINED THE ONE THING THAT'S KEPT YOU FROM COMPLETELY GOING BANKRUPT!

The only OTHER thing they have going for themselves is Computers, and well... I have but One word for you:  VISTA !!!

So, yeah, it's official. Microsoft is going "bye-bye". Mac will dominate the computers industry (that's right, I said it Linux fans!) and Nintendo will dominate the Gaming industry... (that's right, I said it PS3 fans!) 

Boy, Bill Gates REALLY quit at JUST the right moment!! I mean, the ENTIRE COMPANY's heading south at approximately MACH-12, and will definitely be closed BY 2010. 

But, that's what they get for ripping off not only Mac for their computers, but also Wii for their Miis ...

And, by the way Big Microsoft Execs, no one clapped at E3. No one WANTS this shit.

So, the way I see it, you have three possibilities:

1. Admit defeat, slither away NOW while you still have the chance, and DON'T look like an idiot.

2.  LOOK like an idiot and keep going, "headstrong and confident", though knowing deep, down somewhere that you're doomed to fail.

3. CLAIM that you were "j.k." about the "New, redisigned Xbox 360", and keep it the way it is, satisfying all of those gamers you said were Joining (and I QUOTE:) "One every 5 seconds". AND, try as HARD as you Idiots can to invent more and more patches and software updates to keep, not only Vista, but XP as well, online and fully functional.

And, of course,  I have to add something before I wrap this up:

I am a big 360 fan. I ALSO support Windows [[XP!!]] over Mac. However, There's pretty much NO hope for Microsoft if this keeps up.

...Please, PLEASE pick choice #3!! 

So, no matter which of those three you decide, that Corporate-Major-Deuchebag Steve Ballmer will Definitely pick #2.

Gates was MUCH better....

Oh well, what're we gonna do??