Film 1: Teeth

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Devin Burton

 

Hello..I am Devo the Average Film Critic. I write for my entertainment and hopefully yours. With a name like Teeth you think to yourself..."I wonder what this is about?" Well my friends fear not because I am going to tell you.


This simple little Independant film is about a woman who is coming to terms with her sexuality. Sounds simple enough. A coming of age tale...but with a twist. You see this young girl has a little secret. She has a toothed vagina. And Oh my God is it awesome! The movie is a cautionary tale for those you try to force sex onto young women. The vagina has bite in this humorous tale. Blood and gore are always great and the half bitten penises are a plus! This movie is a must see for anyone who is curious about ANYTHING. Go out and rent this movie today. The ending alone is worth the 2 bucks! For originality I give it 5 and half chomping vaginas out of 10.

Well that's my first post on here. I have more on my myspace page if you are interested. If not I will continue to post the ones from that site on here as well.

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written by mixmastermind , August 11, 2008
This ranks as No. 1 on my list of the top most disturbing movies when you are 14.
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