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I've seen some pretty strange stuff on my 23 years on this island (which is pretty strange and cool at the same time) from the chupacabras, to Daddy Yankee, this has to be on the top of my list.

This weekend, I was on my way  to a birthday party and in a stop light me and my mom start talking, but then suddenly I heard the song "I will always love you" by Whitney Houston very loudly coming from a car near by. I thought "hey there's a woman feeling a little nostalgic" until I saw who was driving the car and my jaw dropped. I was a huge black guy in his 40s singing moving his big arms and body like he was having some seizures and hitting every single note. It was like watching Borat singing the National Anthem in his green swimsuit with a Dildo in his hand. The only thing we could do was watching and hearing him sing, at that moment I forgot about the camera in my purse, for that I'll go to hell.

When he finish the song, the only thing we could do was cheer him and scream "bravo", not because he did a good job, is for having the balls of ruining one of my favorite songs. For that he looks at us with a face of "OMFG they heard me" and say in the most girly way you can imagine in your head "this is so embarrasing, you were hearing me?" thank god the light turn green cuz I was going to yell some very a classy phrases just for ruin my career as a music engineer.

Doing a analisis of his movements it tells me he is very VERY lonely and need to buy a computer if he doesn't have one, and enter to this site, refresh it until this add comes by:

That will make his day, he will find someone to sing with and i'm sure if he doesn't get satisfied on this site, he will on gaychubbydating. Don't thank Doug, thank Google ads.

Please everyone, if your going to sing this song on your car:

-close your windows if your going to murder a song, it's the LAW! (pretty sure that's a real law somewhere)

-try to act "normal"while singing, you don't need to look like a blow up doll's ass

 - Always better when you know how to sing, if not, at least have potencial

- Miley Cyrus songs are not meant to be sing in public

-Leave this song to professionals and Vegeta

 

Peace, Loe and Rock 'n' Roll

PS- btw I loe gay people, so there's no haet and I respect them