The Time Traveler's Wife

(5 votes, average 4.40 out of 5)

The Time Traveler's Wife

Director: Robert Schwentke

Starring: Eric Bana, Rachel McAdams, Ron Livingston, Stephen Tobolowsky, Arliss Howard

Talk about blowing an interesting premise. Romantic movies aren't normally my type, but the sci-fi angle got my attention because it could have given us an interesting and intriguing story. The end result is none of these things. If there's one word to describe The Time Traveler's Wife (resisting the urge to add the extra 'l' to the title – which oddly the UK distributors didn't do), it would be “vanilla”. Its just so bland and flavourless. I was frankly astonished: how can a premise this good be so mindboggling dull?

When Henry (Eric Bana) was six years old, his mother (Michelle Nolden) was involved in a car crash and died. Henry survived due to time travelling out of the accident, first discovering the ability that he has gained from a rare gene disorder that causes him to involuntarily time travel. This has been the bane of his existence, but also one that has provided him with an unusual romance: his future self has time travelled back to when his future lover (Rachel McAdams) was a child (he claims to be pulled to big events like gravity – whatever that means) and when said lover has grown up, they fall in love and get married. But a warning of the future hangs over their marriage and it seems that time is not on their side.

The problem is the script. The script is full of characters who don't act like normal humans. The first time McAdams' Clare meets Henry, she knows all about him and he knows nothing about her (because he hasn't fallen in love with her and thus hasn't travelled back yet). Good premise for a scene, the execution is botched royally. Clare gushes and blabbers about how they've been planning this day for years and comes off as this scary stalker chick. Even Henry, who would be more understanding of the situation than most due to his ability, seems to accept this far too much. The scene doesn't play as romantic, it plays as creepy. That same night they go out to dinner and goes to his apartment, where, moments after entering, she starts making out with him and has sex with him. Wow, a bit forward, are we? Sure, you've been wanting to jump his bones since you were pre-pubescent (and yes, another layer of creepiness) but he's only just met you! Hold steady, love!

This gets even worse when we get the inevitable complications in their relationship. She exclaims that she didn't think she'd have to wait for him between his travels. Really? You've known this man since you were six years old, you know he time travels, and you think he wouldn't keep disappearing? Woman, are you really that stupid? Its frustratingly stupid writing like that that sinks the whole movie. Her later argument that Henry's time travels effectively manipulated her into loving him inadvertedly might have held some weight, but that's far too creepy a subtext and thankfully the film at least drops that thread before we think about it too much. Henry does a decision which he keeps away from his wife because he knows she'll be angry if he tells her, but does so anyway to 'stop them arguing'? Wait, what? And then the first thing he does afterwards is tell about it – causing the envitable row! Stupid, stupid character logic!

How does Henry's time travel even work? The film hints at it, but the movie never sets up the rules for his time travel. Apparently television and drinking worsen the condition, but we don't see it, people mention it. Why does he stay for different amounts of time each time he travels? Where is the consistency? His travels revolve around significant emotional events in the present, but how does that even work? (Especially when you think about the context in the film) The science-fiction time travel is a plot device, hit whenever the plot needs it, and not thought about at all. Its really, really frustrating to see that all the effort has been spent on this plastic romance between two completely perfect people, one of whom just happens to time travel.

And apparently they spent so much time on this melodramatic soap opera romance that they cut all the interesting bits out. There are several episodes that characters mention but don't show. This isn't the book, this is the film! Henry's father (Arliss Howard), whose alcoholism subplot gets quickly aborted, asks why Henry hasn't tried to save his mother. Henry responds that he has, hundreds of times. But we never see this! A legititmate tragic element and the film barely alludes to it! Its really frustrating. Or how about Henry disappearing for two weeks around Christmas (apparently, Christmas to Henry is what toilets are to Vincent Vega). We get a montage of Clare at home, opening her presents alone. Which begs the question: where the hell did Henry go? We don't see it. He mentions that he got drunk to trigger the time travel but it didn't work. Why not? Where did he stay? How did he cope with the possibility that he might be stuck in a different time period permanently? This incident is far more interesting than anything the film offers – and its completely off-screen!

Incidents and plot points are calculated to be as manipulative as possible. Everything feels hollow and like someone was recounting to me the basic premise of a story with all the interesting bits cut out. A scientist who helps Henry (played by Stephen Tobolowsky, which everyone will instantly recoginize from Groundhog Day) seems to serve almost no purpose. We hear about his research dozens of times. Do we see him studying to find these effects? Of course not, this is only a movie! It's not like we can't show these things! In fact, he's name-dropped a full hour before he even appears: if he was that important, wouldn't Henry have tried to find him earlier?

There are a few positive aspects. The film is well-shot and has beautfiul natural photography. The special effects are subtle and do not overwhelm the story (what there is). Eric Bana is perfect in the lead role and he really, really tries to make the appalling script they have here work, but it just isn't enough. McAdams tries too, but she's defeated very easily due to the fact she is a tremendous miscasting. McAdams, even though she is a good actress, looks too young to be playing this part. This role needed someone in their mid-30s, given the character goes through her 20s to her 40s – and McAdams really can't sell looking 40 at all. They hardly even make an attempt to age her through the movie either, which makes it all the more glaring.

Quite frankly, you'd be best off watching this on television or renting the DVD. This feels like an adaptation on Lifetime more than a real movie. The script is trash. The book may have been good (I haven't read it), but this is manipulative and boring where it should have been emotional and fascinating. Its so fake that even one tug at the pretty picture just destroys the whole thing. Pretty too look at, but if I wanted a pretty picture, I'd get myself a photo frame. Call me an unromantic grinch if you like, but personally, I was unmoved.

2/5

Comments (22)
  • m3gam@n

    why oh why do they have to make movies out of EVERY good book. I havent read this, its probably very good, but do you really think that you can cover 300+ pages of material into a 1-2 hour period of time effectively? It can be done, Ive seen it before (Lord of the rings) but as stated above, NOT with a crappy script. Nice work film brain

  • Anubis039

    I have read The Time Travelers Wife, which is great by the way, and though I haven't seen the movie, from what I've heard, it butchers the book.
    While reading the book I often felt strong emotion, and felt for the characters, who seemed like real people.
    Its a great read even for those who aren't really interested in romance novels, and even though I didn't expect the movie to be good, I'm sad that yet another good book has been warped to movie form.

  • Scag Baron

    I have never even heard of this until now, but thanks to you I know to stay away from it. Nice review, as always.

  • Music3Movie34  - Hey

    Film Brian I need your help
    some one told me that you review new bad movie
    I got thing from you
    If think that Toll 2 is bad movie then you haven't so Camp Rock is worst movie ever please make review
    Help me to put movie to the wort movie Bord

  • Some Bloke

    I agree, I disliked Rachel McAdam's character severly, but Eric Bana was
    great.

    I did find it gently moving, because I actually cared about Henry, but
    it was no where near as emotional as, say, The Green Mile.

    So overall, it was good,
    with brief flashes of brillance.

  • TheGirlWithTheFedora

    I liked the movie, but that's because I read the book.

    The book is amazing; it stands as my absolute favorite. I do understand some of the shortcomings of the film (there are several parts where Eric Bana's acting is wooden, and that pissed me off because Henry is meant to be pretty charismatic).

    Playing Devil's advocate here, because I have read the book several times, that book must have been EXTREMELY difficult for the screenwriters. The book itself switches first-person point-of-view between Henry and Clare enough times to make your head spin (I counted at least ten times in one chapter). Translating that to screen couldn't have been easy. Granted, the script wasn't the best it could have been, but at least it was an attempt.

    I think this is one of those movies that requires having read the book to be fully enjoyed. Some people like that, some don't. I'm probably going to get labeled a fangirl because of this comment, but overall it was decent.

    I don't disagree with you, the movie's not for everyone, just putting in my two cents. :D

  • kabal2991

    i dont need to read this long ass review to know to stay away from this movie

  • Pimp12  - Unfortunately, Your Review Was Spot On

    I'm a big fan of this book. I watched the movie and knew the background of each scene. The problem was that if I hadn't read the book so many times, I would have either been lost or bored. The movie has some good moments and is filmed beautifully (the last scene in the movie "fixes" the ending of the book IMNSHO) but the movie is more of a Cliff Notes of the book.

    The quandry of course is that the book has so much more room to explore the lives of these two people. The book is about two people and how over the course of their lives they fall in love and build a life together. The things like the first dates, the time in the meadow, Henry's boozing and womanizing in his 20s, all that is just touched upon.

    But who'd want to sit and watch a movie for four hours?

    What's missing is why these two love each other. We get the wedding and the arguments but we don't get why they put up with Henry's condition.

    Good attempt and pretty to look at but your review is right. . . they told too much and showed little.

  • darthragar  - Good review.

    I thought'd you'd review District 9 or Inglourious Basterds. But I see you went somewhere else this weekend. Watch the movies I just mentioned btw. theyre awesome.

  • HugeNCfan93

    Is it me, or are book adaptations starting to go downhill? Inkheart, Angels and Demons, Harry Potter 6, TWILIGHT, and now this!

  • Axe-Handler

    I'm not sure if by bolding Twilight you're trying to emphasize on it's "greatness" or utter lack thereof...

  • Lotus Prince

    I haven't read the book, but the Coraline movie was very good.

  • Axe-Handler

    The book was apparently REALLY good, I'm trying to find it but so far, no luck. My mom's been listening to the audiobook and piqued my interest with some scenes she'd listened to, so it figures when we go see the movie those scenes aren't in there! It was crappy, and I think it was written for those who had read the book, but it would still be crappy even then.

    It wasn't horrible, but it sure as hell wasn't good. Do NOT go see this movie in theaters, and if you want to rent it, make sure you can rent it for free, so you won't be wasting any money on it. Go read the book instead, much much better, doesn't feel jumbled and has better consistency throughout. There's a lot of stuff in it that the movie chopped out, too, so I'm quite mad.

  • TheMadMediaMan

    Well, they're making a tv show, so I think that they purposefully avoided anything interesting, so that they could save it for a couple of good episodes. I don't know for sure, it's just a guess.

  • Gaiash  - re:
    HugeNCfan93 wrote:
    Is it me, or are book adaptations starting to go downhill? Inkheart, Angels and Demons, Harry Potter 6, TWILIGHT, and now this!


    I thought Inkheart and Half Blood Prince were good movies. As for Twilight the book was already bad in the first place.

  • Lotus Prince

    "Henry survived due to time travelling out of the accident, first discovering the ability that he has gained from a rare gene disorder that causes him to involuntarily time travel."

    lol wut

    I mean seriously, that's just stupid. Tell me it was magic, or something, and I'll buy it, but a GENETIC disorder? Come on.

    Also, if you ever see The Daily Show (I heard it does play in the UK, just maybe a few days late or so), you should check out Jon Stewart's interview with McAdams. It's pretty funny because she sort of spoils the entire movie, from how her husband travels into the future and sees his own death, to a younger version of her husband getting her pregnant. Stewart kept saying things like "You don't have to tell me this!" It was pretty amusing.

    It's unfortunate, because before having seen any reviews, just the concept of a time traveler's wife was incredibly interesting to me. I thought it'd be all about a non-time-traveler does during a time traveler's escapades (also, I thought he wouldn't be forced to travel at random; that sucks). But oh well; if it's just some sappy romance where you never actually see anything, then forget it.

  • S-3

    I'm just glad I never saw this.

    I didn't even know this was based off a book, either. I just feel stupid for that. I'm just glad people think the book this waste of a movie is based off of is BETTER and MORE WELL THOUGHT OUT!

    It's a shame Hollywood has to always make movies off of everything, especially books, ESPECIALLY TOP SELLERS.

    Granted, there are some awesome books out there, regardless of generation (there are some great book-based movies out there in this generation as well, nostalgia whores who need to know this truth); I'm just glad, you, Film Brain, and anyone disappointed by this mess know this is an insult to a good book.

    Like I said, I'm just glad I never saw it. Never was going to anyway... Besides, I hate romantic movies- they're for the weak of mind and spirit IMO...

  • S-3  - re: re:
    Gaiash wrote:
    HugeNCfan93 wrote:
    Is it me, or are book adaptations starting to go downhill? Inkheart, Angels and Demons, Harry Potter 6, TWILIGHT, and now this!

    I thought Inkheart and Half Blood Prince were good movies. As for Twilight the book was already bad in the first place.

    Thank you.

    Harry Potter rules, TWILIGHT SUCKS!!! Inkheart's okay. I've heard plenty good reviews on that movie and I so truly need to see it...

  • The Scream Man

    I havent seenthe movie yet, but Ill freely admitthat the book is the only piece of literature thats ever made me cry (Im a 30yr old guy raised on comics.) I was afraid they'd mess this up and miss the point.

    To be fair in the book it doesnt explain what causes him to jump or why he stays in certain times certain amounts of time. But It's OK, because Henry neevr finds out! I dont mind something not explained ina first person narrative where the character never discovers whatcauses the problem either.

  • Film Brain

    Unfortunately, the film is linear, not first-person.

  • HugeNCfan93  - re: re:
    Gaiash wrote:
    HugeNCfan93 wrote:
    Is it me, or are book adaptations starting to go downhill? Inkheart, Angels and Demons, Harry Potter 6, TWILIGHT, and now this!

    I thought Inkheart and Half Blood Prince were good movies. As for Twilight the book was already bad in the first place.


    I actually haven't seen Inkheart, but I heard it was crap. As for Half-Blood Prince, it was OK; not the worst in the franchise, but it made me feel kind of empty.

  • Starsky

    Didn't really care to see the movie, to me, the ads looked like 'Oh my goodness, you're magical. Let's make out now.'

    Actually, this book, and the lead pairing as a little comparible to Edward and Belle from Twilight, on terms of logic and really defying what it means to trully make love work.

    Great article. :D

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